life in the mp lane

Women Shouldn’t Have Children After 35 because 35 is too many. Even with the help of well staffed domestic servants, our world is just too complicated.

10 Signs from the Cheating Club October 23, 2008

1. His phone bill has a new number listed on it and the data shows that the number is frequently called every day. When you call this number a woman’s voice is heard on the other end.

2. Many times in a day when you pick up calls on his mobile or land line someone hangs up at the other end.

3. He isn’t as interested in sex as he used to be.

4. He makes alterations in the way he dresses and won’t explain why.

5. When you take his clothes for a laundry wash you come across little slips of paper bearing unknown numbers.

6. He doesn’t hang out with you as much as he used to and prefers to spend more time with his guy friends or even ‘working late’.

7. He acts erratic and charges you with disloyalty, all the time acting jealously.

8. You can smell a woman’s perfume on him on the several evenings that he returns home late. It is the same perfume each time.

9. Every time he picks up the phone goes out of the room and speaks very softly into the phone. When you ask him who it was he says it was a call related to work.

10. He makes sudden phone calls to you and tries to find out if you have made plans to venture out later with your family or your friends.

 

Infidelity AKA Hanky Panky October 22, 2008

According to a slew of magazine articles, infidelity, which used to be understood by all, has become fuzzy around the edges. ‘Emotional infidelity’ is a hot topic, as if it’s only just occurred to some people that because men and women are mixing more freely, hanky panky is being had without sex, and that’s just as threatening to marriages as the physical act.

While Muslims, for example, refuse even to shake the hand of the alien gender lest lust overtake them, the rest of us have been pretty lax, allowing feelings to flow regardless of lines of marital demarcation so the experts tell us. Indeed, many people don’t simply let them flow but whip them into a frenzy, courtesy of the Internet, which adds a whole new range of possibilities for e-jargon such as e-cheat, e-cuckold and often ‘ex’s run off with a woman he met on the web.